The weather up here is great! Thanks for asking, asshole.
1. Being the bane of lunch companions everywhere.
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2. Good luck ever having a normal, non-awkward hug.
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3. Being everyone’s go-to when they need something on a high shelf.
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4. Slowing yourself down because you always walk slightly faster than the people you’re with.
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5. Debating whether or not you should drop the extra $100 for an Economy Plus seat every time you fly.
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(You should.)
6. There’s only two spots for you in a group picture: standing in the back…
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7. …or sitting in the front like a toddler.
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8. Being the beacon all your friends look for in a crowd.
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9. Navigating the minefield of average height people with their umbrellas when it rains.
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10. The ingrained instinct to duck while going through a doorframe.
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11. “Normal” height is about knee-level for you.
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12. Straining your neck trying to get low enough to see the traffic light you’re stopped at.
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13. Getting your head cropped out when your friend makes that pic they took with you as their profile picture.
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14. And forget about taking a selfie with someone.
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15. Never knowing the joy of relaxing in a bathtub.
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16. Most mirrors stop about an inch below your chin.
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17. “OMG! Do you play basketball?”
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18. Nobody is capable of giving you a piggy-back ride…
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19. …but everyone demands them from you.
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20. Never knowing the warm comfort of being the small spoon.
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21. Slouching to avoiding blocking someone’s view, and then tripping someone cause you’re sticking your legs out.
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22. Showerheads? More like showerchests.
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23. Those tasteful hanging chandeliers/cranium destroyers.
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24. An intense fear of decapitation while riding roller coasters.
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25. Having to order your clothes from specialty shops online.
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26. Imported cars.
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27. Long-sleeved shirts are never quite long-sleeved enough.
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